I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
