There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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