u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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