On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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