Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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