I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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