I must be too annoying 4 u.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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