I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I cockslap morals
i think i have herpe
just one?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Less talking, more tequila
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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