I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
