Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
