is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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