Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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