Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
