Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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