I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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