How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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