is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You can make out without kissing
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