i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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