Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Someone shattered a urinal.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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