So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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