Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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