Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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