Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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