I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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