dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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