Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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