I didn't shave. On purpose
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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