I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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