My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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