Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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