You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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