Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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