Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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