I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im holly from the hills drunk
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
