what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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