Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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