Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
