I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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