This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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