you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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