my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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