The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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