at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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