I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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