I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
