I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
and you fell through a lawn chair
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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