hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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