I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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