i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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