please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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